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The awkward moment when... - Hellspell - 31 May 11
you're playing ctf douze and you get called a shotgun noob by an unarmed using an AR.
someone votes for pistol fury in a clan match
MykeGregory gets tea bagged
you download ac expecting "realistic environments'" and on the first server you connect to is a gema (although I imagine you'd be satisfied with the "arcade gameplay")
please add your own
RE: The awkward moment when... - Andrez - 31 May 11
...people call you "shotgun noob" just because you are using it wherever you are, and they keep using SMG for pushing their arses back while having the flag.
Your dumb newcomer/mate kills you when you are a millimeter far from scoring the flag.
Your server browser takes a little while longer than the usual while looking for the masterserver.
RE: The awkward moment when... - MykeGregory - 31 May 11
(31 May 11, 05:55PM)Hellspell Wrote: MykeGregory gets tea bagged
Very awkward.. :-S
That awkward feeling when 'unarmed' is a lethal pro!
RE: The awkward moment when... - titiPT - 31 May 11
... you get pwned by someone who just started playing
RE: The awkward moment when... - tempest - 31 May 11
... you suicide three times in a row.
(and, related to that:)
... you remember that unlike in other games, the fuzes on AC's grenades last only two seconds. KABOOM!
RE: The awkward moment when... - jAcKRoCk* - 31 May 11
You get kicked because you lag
RE: The awkward moment when... - Kakarrot - 31 May 11
you realize the girl you've been hitting on in AC is actually a guy
RE: The awkward moment when... - V-Man - 31 May 11
you test a script and realize that it's doing something you didn't intend to accomplish, but is even more useful than what you'd planned for.
RE: The awkward moment when... - Oracle - 31 May 11
now dat's just serendipitous :P
RE: The awkward moment when... - spamma - 01 Jun 11
you see jesus get killed on a server but he doesn't return three days later...
RE: The awkward moment when... - lucky - 01 Jun 11
when a tking noob is calling YOU a noob....
RE: The awkward moment when... - Cemer - 01 Jun 11
when someone makes a thread regarding enemy clans (implies one)
RE: The awkward moment when... - VenteX - 01 Jun 11
The awkward moment between shooting someone on a lagging server and actually hearing the accompanying hit sounds.
(Did it hit? Did it hit? Did it hit? *poonkpoonkpoonk* Oh, thank goodness...)
RE: The awkward moment when... - Impakt'd - 01 Jun 11
you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
RE: The awkward moment when... - VenteX - 01 Jun 11
(01 Jun 11, 03:34AM)Impaktd Wrote: you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
Lucky SOB... I stop playing for a week and I'm back to square one with sucking all over again...
Eh, at least I keep my modesty.
RE: The awkward moment when... - Cemer - 01 Jun 11
(01 Jun 11, 03:40AM)VenteX Wrote:(01 Jun 11, 03:34AM)Impaktd Wrote: you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
Lucky SOB... I stop playing for a week and I'm back to square one with sucking all over again...
Eh, at least I keep my modesty.
That didn't happen with me. I stopped playing for 2 months, and I ended up holding my ground (for 5 mins (hey, at least I tried)) in TyD fairfax.
Maybe I'm just stoopid.
RE: The awkward moment when... - DogDancing - 01 Jun 11
You get offered to have some random players babies because he "loves" your maps and wants to repay you somehow..
RE: The awkward moment when... - Undead - 01 Jun 11
you make strange scripting jokes that nobody understands or cares about.
RE: The awkward moment when... - VenteX - 01 Jun 11
(01 Jun 11, 04:37AM)Undead Wrote: you make strange scripting jokes that nobody understands or cares about.
It's more awkward when everyone is laughing about a scripting joke and you're the only one who doesn't understand it.
RE: The awkward moment when... - Impakt'd - 01 Jun 11
(01 Jun 11, 03:40AM)VenteX Wrote:There's modesty and then there's outright lying. Both gets you bitches, but the former much less.(01 Jun 11, 03:34AM)Impaktd Wrote: you're still the greatest player of all-time, even after not having played for a semester
Lucky SOB... I stop playing for a week and I'm back to square one with sucking all over again...
Eh, at least I keep my modesty.
That being said, I'm better than you in every way
(am I lying or am I being modest?)
RE: The awkward moment when... - Ronald_Reagan - 01 Jun 11
Impakt'd, you dont want to make it an either or situation. Otherwise we would never trust you!
RE: The awkward moment when... - Undead - 01 Jun 11
(01 Jun 11, 04:42AM)VenteX Wrote:(01 Jun 11, 04:37AM)Undead Wrote: you make strange scripting jokes that nobody understands or cares about.
It's more awkward when everyone is laughing about a scripting joke and you're the only one who doesn't understand it.
you will never get into the community elite
RE: The awkward moment when... - Boomhauer - 01 Jun 11
.....your Dad came home early.
RE: The awkward moment when... - Orynge - 01 Jun 11
... someone makes a thread like this.
RE: The awkward moment when... - Huntsman - 01 Jun 11
you realise this thread is feeding the trolls..
RE: The awkward moment when... - Hav0c - 01 Jun 11
Troll bait is good, keep it going.
RE: The awkward moment when... - XFA - 01 Jun 11
...when im not lagging
RE: The awkward moment when... - spamma - 01 Jun 11
...Bukz has a faster internet connection than us all put together
RE: The awkward moment when... - Huntsman - 01 Jun 11
(31 May 11, 09:00PM)Kakarrot Wrote: you realize the girl you've been hitting on in AC is actually a guy
Elaborate please?
(01 Jun 11, 12:29AM)spamma Wrote: you see jesus get killed on a server but he doesn't return three days later...
lol'd
RE: The awkward moment when... - Hellspell - 01 Jun 11
fragger gibs someone